Hot Wheels’ ‘Not Wheels’ Is A Celebration of Every Beater You Ever Owned
Mattel claims that the intentional defects make this unique model “hard NOT to love”
- The “Not Wheels” scale model by Hot Wheels and MSCHF is a homage to beaters.
- The sedan has dented and rusted bodywork, three mismatched wheels, and dirty windows.
- The special 1:64 scale model will go on sale on August 30 for $30.
Hot Wheels has gone off the rails with its latest release: a diecast model missing a wheel, thanks to a quirky collaboration with art collective MSCHF. Dubbed “Not Wheels,” this car is a tribute to first-car beaters, complete with defects like mismatched wheels, a cracked windshield, rust spots, and some truly questionable mods.
The generic sedan design isn’t based on any real model, but rather draws “inspiration” from early ’90s Japanese imports. Sure, it vaguely resembles an ’80s Toyota Corolla or Honda Accord, but the odd headlights give it that unmistakable look of an unlicensed car straight out of a low-budget video game.
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The pièce de résistance of this beater is its three mismatched wheels—two with standard tires, one in yellow as a spare, and a fourth that’s simply missing. The bodywork boasts a charming mix of dents, rust, and “amateur repairs” that would make any DIY enthusiast cringe. The windshield is cracked, the windows are coated in grime, and someone even had the audacity to scrawl “Wash Me” on the rear glass.
Features like the “Turbo” decal, blue racing stripes, oversized spoiler, and obnoxious aftermarket exhaust pay homage to the over-the-top mods young drivers loved slapping on their beaters. Look closer, and you’ll spot a pile of parking tickets on the hood, a dangling seatbelt from the driver’s door, and some choice bumper stickers for comic relief. There’s even a patch on one taillight, while the rear bumper clings on for dear life.
The “Not Wheels” measures 76.5 mm (3 inches) long, as with the majority of 1:64 scale Hot Wheels die cast models. But don’t get too excited—the figurines shown in the promotional material aren’t included. The packaging, however, is just as unique as the car itself. The Hot Wheels logo is swapped for MSCHF lettering, accompanied by cheeky tags like “Guaranteed Clunker,” “Used For 2024,” and “Not Yet Totalled.”
Another funny bit is the “No Warranty” disclaimer on the back of the box: “Car is in great condition, just needs a little work. MSCHF will not offer any replacements. By purchasing this Hot Wheels, buyer indicates that they own polyester putty, spray paint, and know a guy who can buff out dents”.
According to Mattel’s official website, the “Not Wheels” will go on sale on August 30 and costs $30. Judging from its looks, its value will most likely increase, with resellers taking advantage of its collectible status.
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