Elden Ring Nightreign update offers solo players a helping hand not even 24-hours after launch because cowards cried too loud

Elden Ring Nightreign hasn’t even been out for 24 hours, and already the game has been made easier for solo players. Those tackling solo runs will get one free revive during the Nightlord fight that’s part of the run, and will get increased rune aquisition the entire time.

A solo run, which is already scaled so that bosses have less health and offers a purchasable revive before the Nightlord fight for a measly 10,000 runes, was added for those who enjoy the challenge of taking on a game intended for group play on their lonesome. Fair play, y’know. It’s not how I best enjoyed the game but godspeed captain, take the wheel. For those who were actually excited to take on the game this way with all its struggle and in the name of fufilment through overcoming adversity, however, their dreams have been hampered by the wails and moans of wittle babies who want the solo experience to be easier.

They want their warm bottle, a little bib, and for the process of actually overcoming the challenge present in Nightreign to be lowered so they don’t have to work as hard to succeed. Was I able to solo every boss during the review period? No. I did like four of ’em. Was I looking forward to improving and doing so over the next few weeks? Absolutely. This journey has been stolen from me and likeminded adults by the feeble among us.

“But Connor, what if these people are struggling to beat bosses on their own and need help?”, you may ask. Here’s a hot tip. Go and ask your dad if you can use the internet, shake the gent’s hand, then take the on the boss online. Once you’ve cracked that with the help of other people, and are better at the game, then try it solo. You’ll find that it’s easier than before. Wow! It’s almost as though that playing the game more and with other people (the way the game is intended to be played) helps make these challenges less daunting.

It’s almost as though that’s a major theme of the game itself. You are meant to ride a bike with your hands on the handle bars. You can ride without doing so, but it’s harder. If you try riding a bike without touching the handle bars and wipe out on the pavement, you don’t ask for stabilizers to be put on, right? You practice riding your bike normally until you can crack it.

The worst part isn’t even the revive – you can just take your hands off the controller on your first death and welcome the game over if you want a real “deathless run” – it’s the rune aquisition boost. In my opinion it taints the whole thing. There are relics that give rune aquisition boosts but you have to earn them. The game gets easier as you play, as in all games like this.

I do understand why this change has happened from From Software’s perspective – the company wants all the people playing it to have a good time and not bail out after a few too many frustrating losses. Totally get it. But why not leave it a week so the sickos can claim their laurels? Then, provide this olive branch for everyone else.

Maybe I’m an jaded 27 year old but I remember a From Software community that would cheer and pop bottles upon hearing that a new game was really hard as a solo player, and would smash their heads against it like rabid animals until they managed to beat it. These people still exist I’m sure, they are likely as disapointed as I am that the game has already had part of it neutered, but it’s too late now. At least with Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree regular players had a few days to soldier on before the early hours of it were made easier.

Whatever, enjoy your pram. Elden Ring Nightreign is out now, and is doing really well on Steam at the moment. So, there’s a solid chance a lot of you playing it right now are having a good time, which is swell.